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Garrett Poenitske can literally fit a whole large cucumber in his man pussy.
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Foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. Putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the vagina in question. Extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. Noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(IE) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:dildos,vibrators, Ba Wa Balls etc.
(ex)Brian ended his relationship with Mildred because she had an unacceptably funky pussy
(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.
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A group of policemen specialized in arresting hookers. Pimps hate them.
The pussy posse arrived at the call girl's party yesterday.
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Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)
Shaved Pussy is better to eat!
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A pussy slayer is a person that like pussys so much that they destroy them
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A pussy so amazingly good that it is reason enough to ignore the woman's flaws. Whether she is annoying, bitchy, boring, ugly, stupid, and crazy, a magic pussy is capable of making up for either or all of these flaws. It is the type of pussy that might belong to a woman who you dislike so much, yet can't get her wonderful pussy out of your head, and you will cry when you can't find another one just like it. =( I miss you so much magic pussy.
Me: Gawd, I hate that stupid bitch, I can't stand her, whenever she talks I just think of ways to kill myself or her. We have nothing in common, and paying for 2 movie tickets and a McDonald's meal seems to much money to spend on her.
Friend: Then why do you keep going out with her?
Me: Cuz she got the magic pussy.
Friend: So what, there are tons of other pussy out there.
Me: Are you stupid or something? I said she has the magic pussy. 'Nough said.
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The scent of the smoke you get when an artillery cannon or mortar tube is fired.
This is the where the term ORIGINATED from.
THE UNITED STATES ARMY
Mmm, I love the smell of Wolf Pussy in the mornin'.
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