Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.
Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.
I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.
Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine
Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.
Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.
Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.
To give someone a rimjob with a mouthful of dip
That boy there, well, I heard he gave his pal an ole Redneck Remington a few days ago.
The act of filling an old gas station soda cup with a 25 ounce Natty Light Big One.
I was getting so hammered driving around with my redneck refill.
When a Redneck beats another Redneck at their own game.
Damn Carl, you just got out rednecked!