I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.
My bitch was ill with diarrhea so we did a River Ouze
A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light
Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever
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1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.
2. The new, new BDE.
Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.
1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.
2. The new, new big dick energy.
Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.
A river boy is a young blonde curly haired white male who goes to hide by the river to perform homosexual acts with their in the closet best friend/boyfriend.
“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest”