1. (adjective) Totally, permanently and irreversibly fucked. Similar to fubar but with the extra condition of being irreversible.
"Dude got t-boned by a semi going 70. He's fucked shut."
When you try to type holy shit as fast as possible and miss both letters but simply do not care enough to fix it
Me: hoky shut
My friend: u mean “holy shit?”
A great way to greet your boss or other superiors
Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!
Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.
I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.
Nvm go away idiot don’t search this up look up “69”
Please “”””nevermind can you shut up pickle