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Yodie State University

When someone is exceptional in being faded then a hoe, they may choose to get a higher education at Yodie State University, or YSU. A person is granted a scholarship using the Double Blinky Scholarship Program.

A: Man I’m fr faded as a hor
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship

by YeetYeetMcYeet November 17, 2022


Gnomer State of Mind

To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.

Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..

by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023


Rogers State University

A place where reject exchange students and local crackheads are forced together in a broken down concentration camp. Without even alcohol.

Demographics:
19% Exchange students who weren't smart enough to go somewhere else
31% Proud MAGA hat owners only there to collect loan money
50% People who think they have a single right to be proud of their school

"I kinda wanna go to a cheaper school"
"Man, no, they're all just 'Rogers State University's!"

by Hillcrack June 19, 2017


Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022


Empire State Dick

Having incredible confidence reasoned by financial or career success.

1) yo man ever since the promotion, I've grown that empire state dick.
2) Wow, the way he walks and talks screams "Empire State Dick"
3) Holy shit i just feel like I've got that Empire State Dick energy lately

by theTwins68 March 25, 2020


Transhumanist States of America

The Transhumanist States of America, shortened as H+SA, is a fictional country where the Transhumanist Party US takes power in the USA and turn the USA into a transhumanist country. The Transhumanist States of America are characterized by being a classical transhumanist country, despite with some elements of quantumism, technoquantumism, spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism, where quantumism and technoquantumism are for the ones who doesn't want to become cyborgs nor androids but quantum beings and spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism are heavily controlled and restricted only for technological-scientific research and for spiritual purposes with a libertarian economy and with state atheism, despite allowing spiritualicism, post-spacetimeism, psionicism, extraphysicism, divinialism and esoteric soulism but all of them being heavily regulated and restricted such as spiritual beliefs and religion are also restricted and regulated.

"Despite it's unlikely that the Transhumanist Party win the next elections, it's nice to think about the Transhumanist States of America to imagine how a transhumanist country would be like in practice."

by Full Monteirism June 6, 2021


Point State Piss

The annual event on Labor Day in Pittsburgh in which one man spectacles the tri-state area by ascending from the flock of sheep that are his fellow man and pissing on himself because he wants to in the ultimate display of dominance over not only mankind but the laws of nature themselves.

Yo let’s fucking shart at the point state piss motherfuckers won’t even know what to think.

by Megacock September 6, 2021