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Super straight is a “sexuality” started by transphobic people saying that you are attracted to people based on sex, not gender
I can’t date Becky because she was born as a boy and as a super straight, that’s my preference. Also because I’m transphobic.
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when a girl has slept with so many guys/girls that she is god-like at sex
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There is your several types of bro's
peasent bro
standard bro
general bro
super bro
peasent bro's will follow the other lebs
standard bro's have some respect
general bro's are your standard lebs except a 3 word vocab
super bro, they are to be feared, their vocab consists of WTF BRO!, YULLAH, GOT THE STASH and THE FUCK!, they are more intelligent than your standard bro, with an amazing 4 word vocab
they also make people panic
peasent bro -- "hi guys! .. i mean BRO!"
standard bro -- "sup bro"
general bro -- "WTF BRO, ECCY, BRO!"
super bro -- "WTF BRO!"
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Super Straight means you only date the opposite gender if they were born the opposite gender, no questions asked.
What do you classify as?
I classify myself as super straight.
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A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
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super straight are just gay men who play rpg games and kiss each other
guy 1: im super straight
guy 2: omg really we should meet at a gay bar, make eyecontact, kiss, make love, start a family, then die in each others arms
guy 1: ok
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a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke
person: i'm super straight
rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people
rational person: *curbstomps them*
:))))
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