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take a shit

the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands.

person 1: β€œim going to take a shit”
person 2: β€œok”

person 1: *is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands.*

by dingleballs456 May 26, 2022

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take a number

bitch wait you mothafuckin turn

get off my nuts, i know you wanna get wit me ho.. take a numba

by cutter October 14, 2004

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take a number

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004

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take a number

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book

"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"

by Peon October 12, 2004

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taking a Mandy

Synonymous with: taking a shit

Oh man, I was just taking a Mandy; man was it huge!

by AnonymousCowardRoger December 12, 2009

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Taking a breath

Code for having to take a shit

After I go running I'm going to be taking a breath

Man, eating all these double cheeseburgers is going to make me have to take a giant breath

by Phyllis Birkenfloyd December 2, 2009

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Take Down

To remove or delete something, usually as a form of censorship or copyright claim

Please take down "Genjer-Genjer" because it is the Communist Propaganda song

by Sir. B September 7, 2020

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