"Your boy just got a new phone."
"What kind?"
"Built like a tank."
A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???
It’s a fucking retard. Specifically named Carl with a K. But you don’t have to have the name Karl to be a desial tank. You can just be a fucking retard.
You are a fucking desial tank.
Quit being a desial tank.
The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry
Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?
Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.
Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED
A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila
A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later