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Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.
COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"
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when someone is so intact with there race they positively influence stereo types freely.
god look at him
yeah i know hes such a walking racist joke
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if you sill say yo mama jokes you are gay and have no friends
yo mama so fat she looks like a planet lol that is why yo mama jokes are trash
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A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick
"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."
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when your friend gets mad from you doing something that hurts his feelings and you try to avoid him hurting you
ie: destroying his hard work
You: casually destroys your friend's 8 yr old Minecraft SMP
Friend: STOP ITT OR I WILL (put life threatening phrase here)!!
You: bro its a joke
Friend: ok
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Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.
Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”
Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty
Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
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Tyler cannot take a joke, so therefore meaning he is gay
When you can’t take a joke, you are gay
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