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A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.
I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)
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yummy looking guitar player for Angels And Airwaves (AVA)
takes amazing pictures with modlife members at meet and greets at warped tour.
will be married to me someday.. he just doesnt know it yet.
David kennedy: hey whats up
me: omg.your amazing.
David: ha. thanks.
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When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.
I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!
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One of the best guitarists of all time. Has one of the most unique guitar tones ever and a better voice than Roger Waters. He wrote the albums Wish You Were Here and Animals. Likes drugs.
Roger Waters is a skidmark on the underpants of David Gilmour.
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The environmentally conscious fellow who reusues condoms for more than one use in attempt to lessen the amount garbage he produces on a weekly basis. By reducing his sum latex waste, this fellow can not be blamed for the deaths of many innocent animals at the hands of a one-use condom.
Kate: That Frank, he is such a great guy!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!
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A useless person who has out lived his england career.
david beckham's penalty that went *sky high*
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the act of receiving oral pleasure while listening to ziggy stardust
after watching labyrinth, i scored a david blowie
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