bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse

bear house is where good music is at

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Mood House

A house where you are in a good mood.

Man this mood house is making me toot!

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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating

*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*

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Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.

She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.

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house spouse

The person in a relationship that stays home.

After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.

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eddie-housed

Very drunk.

Dog, I was so Eddie-Housed after guzzling those Dan-Dans that I chinblasted that Jag!!!

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house special

House special is a street name for the painkiller Vicodin, so used due to a popular medical drama on the Fox TV network.

Sweet! My back hurt, so my doctor prescribed me the House special!

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