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the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.
"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"
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it is when a man keeps all of his jizz
a can of jizz!!!!
example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"
sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"
"thats fucking nasty"
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A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.
Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!
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jizz thats hits so hard it feels like a dagger
omg that jizz dagger really hurtt
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When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time
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When your cum is see through and not white.
Most likely between the ages of 8-12
When you hit puberty it will turn white basicly
I Came Today And It Was Seethrough" "O So You Kiddy Jizzed?
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The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.
Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'
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