Road Rash

Having inorganic material (ie dirt, small gravel, sand, etc.) enter and irritate the vagina. Can show in forms of itching, pain, bumps, and possibly bleeding. Most common irritant is sand.

Barbera was in pain, as the road rash she had recieved from having sex on the beach, was bothering her.

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YOLO brick road

when Dorothy dosent give a fuck bout your witch and does what she wants

follow, follow, follow, follow the YOLO brick road...

Liquid Rocky road

A huge liquid shit, mostly chunks coming out quickly

I just took a huge liquid Rocky road in the shitter

Old Town Road

A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)

Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”

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Yellow Brick Road

When one follows their hopes and dreams

"Yo Dwag, you get out there and follow your Yellow Brick Road"

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bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

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up the road

to fuck up the ass with great force and enthusiasm

I wanna drive Tyra up the road!

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