Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

beef and jeef

Bf n gf but different

I heard Samantha and James are beef and jeef

seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.

By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

beef patties

large nipples

She has huge nipples! BEEF PATTIES

Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.