Feed the Cat

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...

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cat daddy

A dude over fifty five who can still get it

Lionel Richie is one cat daddy you had better not leave your lady alone with

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nyan cat

An 8-bit cat that has a strawberry pop tart as its body that flies around space shitting out rainbows.

Last night, I witnessed the sheer awesomeness that is nyan cat on YouTube for the first time. Never before has my mind shitted so many bricks before.

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Cat's Cradle

A fun little childhood game that Kurt Vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. It's all in our minds.

"See the cat? See the cradle"

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petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

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cat's ass

absolutley, without a doubt, for sure, unbeatable, "can't be licked"

"That brand of whiskey is the cat's ass"
or
"I'll drink this whole bottle of whiskey, cat's ass"

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cat magic

That “spell” that only cats cast to make you pamper and love them.

Because of her cat magic, I’d give Miss Kitty anything she wants!

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