eating the lettuce

We you do so bad a game the it’s like you just a lettuce

Man Carlos is really eating the lettuce in that last game

Eat Bread

To eat Bread means to kill yourself because if a fish eats bread it dies

Hey, Andre why don’t you eat bread, now Andrea is dead

[eating] sponge

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink

"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"

Eating buddy

Favourite persons to dine with or eat with.

One of my main eating buddies has turned vegan so now I'm short on an eating buddy.

eating mode

The way a human feels when his or her body is receptive to food.

Individuals are not always in the eating mode, they are not always receptive to food. For example, if something or someone frightens a person, they enter the flight or fight mode and their stomach, brain, and body will not want to eat any food. Interesting, it is that in the flight or fight mode, which most people call the "fight or flight" mode, I think I would be open to drinking, at least water, to be able to fight or run away better. Humans are not airplanes, it may be best to call it the "fight or run away (or flee mode)."

Bottle Eating

When you have that sudden uncontrollable urge to eat a bottle

Dave: Ayo im so hungry
Tim: You know what you should do
Dave: What
Tim: It your bottle
Dave: NAH FAM
Tim: alright

Dave: Actually maybe I will
Tim: Do it BITCH
Dave: TRY ME BITCH
Dave: *Consumes bottle whole*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle Eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Eating pussy

A really normal hobby that most people enjoy... They imagine the pussy like its Oreos to boost motivation.

Eating pussy