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bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick
nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math
minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out
The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)
Oh man, Math Buddy looked Fine as fuck today, Id climb him at any moment if i had the chance.
A Math Buddy Is A Boy And A Girl That Gets Close And Eventually Have A Sexual Relationship
An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
When you think you know the math but it's just not making sense
This math just not mathing right
The action of doing math, typically used when joking
“Please don’t bother me, I’m mathing.”