Shamo Mother Fucker

This word is used as a greeting to anyone, esp. frinds.

"Shamo, Mother Fucker!"

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Bad Mother Fucker

One who is very cool, or bad in the good sense. A person who knows how to carry themself while mainting respect. One that is looked up by one's peer's, yet does not necessarily follow the 'norm',

You one bad mother fucker man!

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your mother's clam

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"

"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"

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Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

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disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.

I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

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mother fucker moment

A moment or situation that prompts a person to utter the words "mother fucker"

when bobby stepped out on his front porch and noticed that his new neighbors were black, he uttered "Mother fucker" under his breath. Bobby just had a mother fucker moment

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Sick Mother Fucker

When in awe of an incredibly awesome human being they are referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker.
A person is often referred to as a Sick Mother Fucker after doing or saying someting outrageous.

Person A: Hey that guy just saved a baby from a burning building while drinking a beer and having sex with a nun.
Person B: Ya, cuz he is a Sick Mother Fucker!

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