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A term for a general weirdo - derived from the act of purchasing an anime body pillow
me: ‘Hey did you see Yannis last weekend’ friend: ‘Nah she turned out to be a total pillow user’
the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
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MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.
I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.
She screams and put a pillow over her head
Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.
Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?
we struggle with this @#%! every night
we struggle with this @#%! every night #hot side of pillow
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The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
“That dudes wife has some big old blue collar pillows hiding under that Miller Lite tshirt”.
“What is that?”
The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.