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When two really soft dudes are engaged in a physical altercation.
Me: Drake and Pusha need to just go ahead and box.
Other Me: Nobody wants to see a pillow fight.
The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.
“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat”
What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!
—“Do you think they are good in bed?,
-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”
Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.
I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.
when you cut your dickhair over someones pillow before they sleep
friend 1: i got a hairy pillow yesterday
friend 2: haha it was me