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One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.
Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.
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A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.
The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".
Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.
After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.
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An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.
"Short potato, away!"
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A girl who is humble to the point that it's annoying. She usually uses the words like, technically, literally, etc. improperly. She likes saying she is a potato even though she is obviously a human.
potato girl: lolz, I look like a potato.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.
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Eyebrow queen of the Southern Hemisphere
I love Caito potatoe so much. Her eyebrows are so groovy
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3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only
Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes
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A person who loves potatoes and is very awkward unless around other potato faires. Often people named Olivia or Kristina call themselves potato faires
Stop being such a potato fairy!
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