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turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)

' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'

by poodgio January 13, 2014


Brown skin girl

Browns skin girl’s skin is just like pearls. It’s the best thing in the world. Brown skin girls are the definition of beauty.

Brown skin girl’s are absolute goddesses.

by Thatgirllyy July 28, 2019

104πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Waste of good skin

When a person is an asshole or a bitch, vile, heartless, and just down right mean. But their skin is good, just not them as a decent human being.

That woman is such a bitch towards me, she's a waste of good skin.

by Noresun2noAmy2 November 29, 2021


The old pig skin.

The area directly around the lips of the vagina with a slightly darker color and sometimes bumpy texture from shaving. This can resemble color and texture of a good leather football.

I saw Julie changing her clothes and I got a good look at the old pig skin.

by popabigballz January 4, 2010

95πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


pale skin beauty

A pale skin girl that is very beautiful, often resembling a porcelain doll.

Joyce is a pale skin beauty, guys are always checking her out.

by the true definition April 10, 2015

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dead Skin Mask

Dead Skin Mask is the definitive Slayer Tribute band. They have toured several countries, and have been featured as the #1 tribute band in metal magazines.

Dead Skin Mask is the only Slayer tribute to have toured the world.

by Averil October 3, 2005

76πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž