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While receiving a blowjob wait until you’re about to cum and start waiving your left hand around. When their attention is on that hand you grab the back of their neck with the right and hold them tightly and cum. The cum will shoot out both nostrils like a spitting cobra.
I mesmerized her with the snake charmer last night.
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A slang or alternate word for a dick.
Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?
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Legs so fine, they don't even seem to exist.
Check out that chick...them's some fuckin' snake legs. Damn.
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This happens when a guy is drunk and having sex with some chick and accidentally blows inside of her. He then proceds to try to suck his own cum out of her, the same way a person would try to suck out the venom if bitten by a poisonous snake.
Friend: "Yo bro, how was fuckin' that bitch last night"
Guy: "Aw shit, the fuckin' was awesome, but I blew in her so I was snake biting for like 15 minutes."
Friend: "That sucks...Literally"
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Before tittie fucking a female human, defecate in the cleavage region in order to lubricate the penis motion. Afterward, pump savagely between the breasts.
Her tits was too dry fo my tittie fuck, so I gave her a snake in the mud.
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A snake that is made out of pure liquid.
Dont get bit by THE LIQUID SNAKE!
LOL, this snake is liek pure liquid.
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the greatest person in the world. anyone with this nick is also the greatest.
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