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clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013


Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.

Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah

by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022


Micro-clit

Small cock no cock

I don't have a penis, I've got a micro-clit

by billern June 14, 2024


bumper clit

slang for when two lesbians trib/scissor

me and Kate were playing bumper clits last night

by Ashton Irwin October 2, 2019


Bust A Clit

The female version of "busting a nut". Created my a strange black man Reggie and his smaller, white sidekick John in 3rdperiod art class. Even though this sounds extremely painful (for female and male) according to these two men, it is just enjoyable as "blowing their load".

Yesterday I made this bitch bust a clit hard!!!

by vsangelalie November 29, 2014


Clit Swinging

Verb.

The female equivalent of dick swinging.

When women exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth, often to assert dominance over peers.

"All she does is talk about how much money she has, how many cars she has, and how successful she is, with no interest in actually having a conversation. It's just and ardent display of Clit Swinging."

by OneTwistedHero July 7, 2022


Raisin-clit

The polar opposite of a ladyboner. Hard, shriveled, completely unsexy.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a walking raisin-clit.

by SnortGiggle December 2, 2022