under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

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Smegma Cheese

1. Dick Cheese

2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .

girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.

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cheese hole

A mightily cheesy pussy. Smells like cheese, looks like cheese, tastes like cheese. Is it cheese? Cheesehole.

Yo girl, this ain't a wine and cheese hole party!

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Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

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gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

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Cheese Knuckles

Something you get when you stick your hand in a bag of cheese related snacks too many times.

"Dude, I got cheese knuckles from eating that bag of Cheetos"

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Fromundah cheese

Slang for a wad of nasty sweat or ooz forming under one's testicles.

Also slang for smegma.

Cheese from under my nuts.

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