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Karen is a bitch. She took the fucking kids AGAIN
Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
Karen is a bitch. She took the fucking kids AGAIN
Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
Karen is a bitch. She took the fucking kids AGAIN
Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
A KAREN IS THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN FIND.
IT COULD SEEM DISINTERLED AT THE FIRST BUT IT IS ONLY A MASK, SHE IS THE MOST EMPATHIC AND SOLIDARITY PERSON THAT CAN EXIST, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM AND SHE CAN HELP YOU EVEN IF IT IS JUST A LITTLE, SHE WILL DO IT WITHOUT SELF-INTERESTING.
DETAILED, QUIET AND LOVING BY NATURE, NEEDS A LOT OF AFFECTION SO YOU NEED TO LOVE HER A LOT, BUT IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT, PASSIONATE FOR SIMPLE THINGS AND RESPONSIBLE WITH HER WORK AND PASSIONS. SHE LIKES SIMPLE THINGS LIKE THE SKY OR PLANTS (FOR WHICH IT IS VERY GOOD), HAS A VERY GOOD FASHION SENSE AND CAN SLEEP FOR ENTIRE DAYS.
SHE IS A PERSON WHO WILL ACCOMPANY YOU DURING ADVERSITIES BECAUSE SHE IS VERY STRONG AND NEVER STOPS STRIVING TO ACHIEVE HER GOALS AND DREAMS ..
IF YOU HAVE A KAREN IN YOUR LIFE, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU TAKE CARE OF HER, BECAUSE FEW PEOPLE WILL GIVE SO MUCH JOY AND HAPPINESS TO YOUR LIFE AS ONLY ONE KAREN CAN DO
WHO ORGANIZED YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?
KAREN DID IT
Karen
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
karen: let me speak to your manager
Guy: okay
guy: grabs manager
Manager: what?
karen: blah blah blah
Manager: i dont care bye
A meta-analysis of 76 definitions of ‘Karen’ on Urban Dictionary reveals that only approximately 5% of the defining characteristics have a Karen being ‘racist’. The overwhelmingly definitive characteristics of the stereotype are, in order: that she wishes to speak to the manager (with a subset threatening to call the police) 28.25%; that she has kids, more than one, is overley protective and always takes them after the divorce 22.03%; that she has a swept, layered bob hairdo 11.06%; and that she is white and middle aged, both 10.73%.
Her attitudes to masks, vaccines, minorities and her own entitlement put together constitute less than 17% of the character of a Karen.
These facts have apparently presented no barrier to a cynical appropriation of this stereotype and the projection onto it of the fanciful notion that America is a fundamentally racist society, as portrayed in the recently released movie ‘Karen’. So few people will take the time to familiarise with the etymology of newly coined words that we are on the brink of millions of Americans being led dumbly by this movie to the conclusion that a Karen is a racist, illustrating that a politicised Hollywood and Madison avenue are the graveyards of natural language.
Ben Shapiro: 'Alrighty folks so I came across a trailer for a brand new movie titled 'Karen'.'
Me: 'Horse's bolted Ben’