originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaulโs Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.
person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!
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Usually used when one is upset or is mad about a cow
Man them Darn cow i am very mad cow displeased
Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.
Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.
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When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.
The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.
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Being grossly overworked; pushed past one's tolerances and natural abilities, generally by managers too lazy or incompetent to do the job themselves. Evokes the image of an undernourished cow wandering around a lower socioeconomic area where all of the poor people attempt to milk it despite the fact that it's milk is long gone. (The term was created in my work place when my supervisor/acting boss realized the new Head was going to keep using him to do his job while at a lower pay grade.)
Steve, he's going to work you like a Ghetto Dairy Cow!
when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.
"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."
A fat chick who doesn't know she's too fat to be wearing those booty shorts. Usually accompanied by the horrific smell of hairspray and hot ass, these fat chicks have more makeup on their faces than a clown. They drive their man's SUVs with the 22" rims and wear no less than 10 pounds of jewelry to hide the fact that they are disgustingly fat and smell of ass. Their hair has highlights that don't match (an example would a dark Mexican chick with yellow-blonde hair and pink lipstick). Their men are usually short, Hispanic dudes who are too much of pussies to tell their woman that they are nasty bitches. This phenomenon must be stopped at all costs...I have kids trying to eat!
That wannabe milf walked by. I caught a glimpse of that neon pink thong and threw up all over some lady nearby.
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