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a person that you dont have to be emotionally attached to or going out with to have fun with sexually and physically.
ex. me and christina aren't seeing each other; we're just friends with benifits.
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A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.
Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.
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Something that is extremely painful, and also happens to girls. The worst excuse for a break-up known to the world today. This is commonly used when the person in question has no legitimate reason to break up with you, as it will usually stun you so much that you will be unable to ask for an explination.
Also, in many opinions, a cuntish thing to do.
Boy: Can we just be friends? I don't think this is going to work...
Girl: ... sure... *PAIN* (This conversation would likely be followed by tears, and a month of depression. "Lets be friends? Nooooo!")
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rainbow friends is a game about fighting gay people.
joe: help the gay man wants me!!!
jon: rainbow friends
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Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."
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A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.
Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
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Friends with benefits but for lesbians.
Tom: Did you hear about Dana and Katie?
Matt: What do they go out?
Tom: No they're just breast friends.
Matt: Hot
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