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Racing the Devil...To the toilet. Diarrhea situation.
I had Two frozen burritos with extra Cholula hot sauce before I went to bed last night. I will be Racing the Devil to the bathroom before this safety meeting is over this morning.
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The Devil's Uno- The reading of Tarot Cards.
Her Tarot Carding Reading suggested her life sucked but, as she reached for another Oreo high as a motherfucker, she remained unfazed as she knew her life was rad and a game of The Devil's Uno would not convince her otherwise.
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A person who wants an eight pack but can't get it.
"You're a fucking devil fish Josh."
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another word for weed. cuz quinoa is a plant and it makes sense
stoner: hey dawg, you got the devils quinoa?? *wink wink*
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To inflict serious harm upon oneself while splitting wood using a Go Devil. Or, to impropperly utilize the Go- devil on materials other than wood and injure oneself or another person in the process.
The wind knocked down that big birch tree in my yard the other night. Unfortunately while splitting it up for firewood I Go-Deviled my foot and missed 3 days of work. Or, I wish I didn't try to Go-Devil that piece of tin and used shears, I probably wouldn't have lost my right eye.
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The alternating Friday in which a person is not paid by there employer.
Did we get paid today?
Nope, remember it's devil's Friday. We get paid next Friday.
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Vagina, or Pussy; referred to in a manner in which a man is seduced by a woman into making a bad decision, or giving them anything they want in hopes of getting laid.
You got caught by the Devil's Snare, didn't you?
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