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When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.
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a horde of no lifers who have nothing to do but to whine like they are the age of the stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" on certain videos comments sections about skibidi toilet being "cringe" and a lot of other bullshit excuses
man will these skibidi toilet haters just shut up for 2 goddamn seconds.
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What you will need after a very spicy meal.
Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
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Human stool that has made it's way into the Ocean.
I once dropped in on a wave only to be snaked by a Tijuana Toilet Eel!
A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.
Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."
Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."
An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.
"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "
When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.
The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.