U-turn

A dude with a messed up ahh peter whacker that curves too much

Girl: How much it curve
Boy: This a whole u-turn shawty

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.

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you turned into sausage

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..

Turn down

kickdown with motorcycle

He is so fast, He is probably doing a turn down with his motorcycle

Left Turn

Getting your dick sucked while driving

She did left turns all night.

Left turn

When a conversation gets saucy

Sarah and Rich's conversation took a left turn, next thing they were getting jiggy