Dead Uncle

Another term for a flaccid penis which gets hurt when bricks fall on it.

Argh I cant get it up!

*brick falls on penis*

OH shiz! my dead uncle!

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Pseudo-Uncle

A Pseudo-Uncle is a non related person you would give the name uncle.

Daughter; When is Uncle Ryan going to get here?

Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?

Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.

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Uncle Steve

Uncle Steve is your creepy uncle

Who your grandma is ashamed of

And is always crying about it.

You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties

And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.

Your mom tells you not to talk to him.

It's probably best if you listened to mom.

He's probably not safe.

We all have an uncle Steve.

Ol' uncle Steve found a meme generator

You all are Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

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Dutch Uncle

A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-color person. Someone "not quite right".

Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?

Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.

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dutch uncle

I.O.U. ; I am in your debt, I owe you one.

Man thanks for that favor, I'm your dutch uncle

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dutch uncle

The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.

Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".

Jnizzle:"What"?

Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!

Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"

Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"

Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"

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Uncle Phil

The act of fingering a girl's butthole then proceeding to have her suck on your fingers right afterwards

Man i gave Lisa the best Uncle Phil ever yesterday!

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