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dancing on water

Pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. Social and Professional settings.

My boss tried to fire me and I put in my 2 weeks notice so I could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. He said "Hey Brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick"? I said "I am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat." We both knew I was lying because my car was parked out front. We were Dancing On Water

by the scripture March 3, 2016


taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt February 13, 2016


Water pump

The WaterPump : originated from the outskirts of Toronto

It's when woman laying on her back holding her black King's ankles while he holds her ankles back. The second black king will then slide inside her and each pump of her ankles will allow the second king to reach the depths of pleasure she did not know was possible - hence the waterpump.

- How the hell you describe that with no pic?

- don't you know? the Water pump will make sure no one leaves thirsty

by Bushydo_br0wn November 16, 2021


water the porcelain

Taking a piss in a public bathroom.

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."

by Funzie January 30, 2014


soft water

Soft water is an alternate term for the drug GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid).

GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.

GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.

GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.

It is also used as a muscle builder.

Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.

There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)

It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as

GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.

"Yo BRO you tryna hit some soft water when we hit the club tonight?"

"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"

"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?

by Chaz Mcdapper July 28, 2017


water otter

A sexual term refering to the act of a man/woman getting his/her salad tossed while urinating.

Dude, she is such a freak. We got done fuckin and then she gave me a water otter.

by the incredible eddible chad December 28, 2010


Beat that water

When you need to go take a shower

Aye, I’m done working out and need to beat that water before we go eat.

by Slash Vin April 15, 2021