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"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

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24 potter gold

a funny quality act from the famous potter. long lasting memories are caused by these certain moments

oh my word that is 24 potter gold

by Bluecoat Boy May 31, 2007

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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog

Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

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green gold groove

Awesome band from Vermont. Originated in 2003-ish.

Wrote the song "Float my Boat"

Last night, the Green gold groove totally rocked!

by matt February 8, 2005

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Nothing Gold Can Stay

1. A CD by the band New Found Glory:

Hit or Miss
It Never Snows In Florida
3rd and Long
You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania
The Blue Stare
2's and 3's
Tell-Tale Heart
Winter of '95
Passing Time
Broken Sound
Never Sometimes
The Goodbye Song

2. A poem by Robert Frost.

"I'm listening to NGCS when I get home."
or
"Hey we read Nothing Gold Can Stay in English today."

by Allie April 28, 2005

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Fort Knox Gold looted

American peoples' gold stored in Fort Knox has been looted by international fat cat bankers long time ago.

None of US Congressmen have been allowed to check-in on the "stored gold" in Fort Knox in decades.

Federal Reserve, the evil NWOโ€™s private bank, however, holds world largest quantity of gold under the Federal Reserve building in New York.

American Fort Knox Gold looted by the international fat cat bankers even before Nixon time.

Then the evil bankers ordered Nixon to detach paper Dollar to Gold. So that the evil private bank Federal Reserve can hoard and release paper money, play with the American economy. Now, they want to collapse us.

by NomoregoldnomoreAmerica October 22, 2011

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Pot O' Gold

To make a man dress up like Leprechaun and have him suck your dick until you get a pot of gold. An annual tradition in Slovenia whcih they celebrate on their special "Rape me I'm Irish Festival". Usually performed on minors. The festival goes from July 15- July 29th

Wow thats a sexy leprechaun costume. I want your pot O' gold in my mouth.

by JefferyXXXxxxXXXxxx May 29, 2011

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