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an anal emission that is so putrid that all four windows of a motor vehicle have to be opened simultaneously.
While we were driving, my wife let out a four window fart. Two windows would not be sufficient to evacuate the stink.
The other definitions are correct: Windows Server 2003 is very stable, and it is rather surprising that Microsoft could accomplish writing such an OS. It definitely pwns Mac OS X Server and is almost worthy of comparison with some Linux server systems.
Yay, I just bought Windows Server 2003.
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Suburban sex party for software fetishists. Microsoft supplies a number of videos on "activities" that can be done at these parties.
"You went to a Windows 7 party? I never knew you were into launching."
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The undiscovered iPhone killer. The UI is simpler than the iPhone. Offers XBOX Live service, to be updated to become more comprehensive in the Fall "Mango" update. Offers Zune, which can enable unlimited downloading and streaming on the go via a $150 annual Zune Pass option. Zune Pass also enables the user to own 120 songs that are not restricted to being played by Zune capable devices (i.e. Macs, other MP3 players). Offers Microsoft Office and multiple synchronization services, via Sharepoint or Skydrive. Pioneered many ease of use functions that will now be incorporated into Apple's new iPhone 5. Additionally has many phone models than the iPhone, but are all built on the same phone hardware base (thereby providing different form factors for the exact same phone).
Will be adding user friendly and practical features in the Fall "Mango" update, most notably being Local Scout (delivers an array of local features and places to the user), Image/Music search (On-demand search of visual/audio feedback via Bing/Zune/3rd Party Applications), Email integration (Can congregate email accounts together, supports email "conversation" format), and will also be adding more third party support for "Live Tile" homescreen interfaces.
Has a notable lack of advertising, and has never flaunted its own ego like a jackass. Android or iOS have clearly done so on national television.
I'm loving my Windows Phone 7 device, but seriously Microsoft, where's the product placement?
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Acting out something sexual or communicating a sexual idea through your window.
Man, the teens in this neighborhood always run up to my house and start with their sexual in your windows. One even started to pretend to strip, right outside of my kitchen.
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Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.
omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)
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Some weak ass punk kid who yells shit out at you from the passenger side of their friends car . Usually something like "Pussy", "Fag", "Fuck you", or some other bullshit to make them appear tough. If they were in any real situation where someone could retaliate they would never say such a thing.
Friend: "Dude some asshole screamed some shit at me for no reason while I was walking over to your house."
You: "Lol, really what did they say."
Friend: "I don't really know some shit like suck a dick or something."
You: "Ohhh a Window tough guy, I got it now." "You should just carry a rock in your pocket to throw at those assholes."
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