A person who is not interested in having semen on, in, or around their person.
Lindsey is grossed out by jizz; she is a semen-free zone!
Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong
Definition 2: To have sex with someone
1: I stole 20 bucks from my grandma's purse. I'm doing 100 in a school zone
A situation in which boning is damn near certified guaranteed, ya feel me?
E: "What are you up to tonight?"
R: "Headed to the bone zone."
E: "Ma nigga"
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A guy that is stuck in the friend zone yet is still always making passes at his female friends but never getting sacked or sending it to the endzone.
A best friend of the opposite sex that has no chance of ever dating you but continues to tell you how much they are in love with you. This gets especially worse with intoxication, making for akward nights and in extreme cases, drunken proposals adn future wedding promises.
Sarah is looking good. She is no longer playing friend zone quarterback with Josh after losing all that wright this summer at fat camp. I saw him totally checking her out.
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An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.
In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)
A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"
B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."
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A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
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Within Two Weeks Before and Two After the Day of Your Birth.
Jonny was hit by a passing vehicle and killed in his Dead Zone just 10 days before his 23rd birthday
Jonny attempted jumping off a 75 foot cliff into a body of water that was only 2 feet deep. Jonny died at the hospital int his Dead Zone just 13 days after his 16th birthday.
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