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A counter-strike team which derives its skill from both the cock of Satan and rainbows. They often spend their free time verbally abusing pre-teens over the internet.
Bulldozer with flames coming out the back raped me like I rape my wife when she's drugged up on Prozac. -jame^s
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1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.
2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.
1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.
2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.
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You are going to punch/ beat someone up so badly that they are going to get Knocked out.
I HATE Justin Beiber i am going to punch his/her lights out!
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It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick
Tonight I'm fucking the shit out of you
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To engage in the act of lovemaking in a rather vigious fashion
"Fuck me I'm knackered"
"How come?"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"who?"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"
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This is a dutch tugboat when your buddy isn't up to fucking the hooker you just paid for. So you take him sailing out to sea via the tugboat. Don't forget to bring him into the harbor (her snatch).
After getting the escorts up to the room and a fifth later, my Jedi Protoge was not up to it, so I persuaded him with a dutch tugboat out to sea.
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Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"
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