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Doing drugz like your life depends in it.
Leo: hey bruv, what cha doin?
Drew: ay fam, we out here poppin xan
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another definition for a snake.
dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?
dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.
dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.
dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.
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Yeah mate, when you see someone you like just go for it. Just Whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains.
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homestar and the cheats new jam.
don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot.
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In relation to the male orgasm. Dogs meaning sperm.
Ahh.. who let the dogs out, daddy?
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When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.
Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!
Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!
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Making out, kissing, petting someone with no strings attached. A free love, one-night stand make out session.
Make out like a bandit
At the graduation party, we went in the bathroom and made out like bandits, both of us stealing smooches and gropes, and then we walked back into the crowd like nothing had happened.
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