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1.) A football game that the New Orleans Saints won against the Indianapolis Colts February 7, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The first quarter featured big plays by the Colts. The second quarter consisted of little playtime by Peyton Manning and a few points scored by the Saints. The second half started off with an onside kick performed by the Saints (who also recovered the ball from this kick.) Satan Manning of the Colts scored a touchdown in the third quarter but was shut out for the rest of the game. Drew Brees exploded offensively in the third with a touchdown and a series of wild plays. The winning play was when New Orleans cornerback Tracy Porter picked off a pass from Peyton Manning in the fourth quarter and sprinted 74 yards toward the goal line with 3:12 left in Super Bowl XLIV to help the Saints towards their 31-17 victory.
2.) Once this game was over most Americans realized how much of a choke artist Peyton Manning really is. He always has the top o-line every year, a powerful set of weapons, and the referees on his side most of the time and still blows games. He can only win a Superbowl against a team without a QB. Basically now Tom Brady will always keep his crown as the king of the NFL.
3.) After this game Americans grew tired of getting fed this Peyton Manning bullshit with all of these commercials, ads, and cocksuckings on espn about him.
4.) A fucking awesome game for any New Englander it was great watching that faggot Manning cry.
Colt fan before Super Bowl 44: "yeaaahhhhh were going all the way baby you suck we ave the greatest quarterback ever ahaha you can't stop us!"
Saint fan: "lets just watch this game first I know my boy Drew isn't going to let us down."
Colt fan after Super Bowl 44: "holy shit I can't believe we just lost I'm gonna go cry and then kill myself."
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Colt fan before Super Bowl 44: "once Manning wins this game he will be the best ever."
Patriots fan after Super Bowl 44: " Brady would still have more rings even if he won but that fag Manning just lost so he just sucks plain and simple."
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"FOUR I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOIN
BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M SHOWIN
FEELINGS THAT'S WHAT I'M POURING
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MOTIVE"
tylerations 4:44
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It means riding on four 24" rims.
Tippin 44's , wrapped in four Vogues (tires)-PAUL WALL
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"WAIT A COUPLE MONTHS THAN YOU GON SEE YOU'LL NEVER FIND NOBODY BETTER THAN ME"
kanyelations 1:44
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when u keepin it real and u got them old 44 rims walkin tha drop old skool fo an old G
Still Tippin on 44's reppin 44's Pimpin 4 hoes
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Saying the name of an attack increases its power. Made popular by hbi2k's abridged series of the anime 'Gantz'
A popular example of Law #44 is DBZ's Goku shouting when he uses the Ka-me-ha-me-ha Wave
Kato- You've each got to make up an attack name!
Beshonen Kurono- What?!?!
Kato- Law of Anime Physics # 44!
Goku- Kaaaaaaa.....Meeeeee.......Haaaaaaaaa.......Meeeeeeee......HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!
Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.