turtle

awkward boi

he's a turtle

Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.

I like turtles

Turtle

Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best

Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now

Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)

Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?

Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

Turtling

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them

MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU