See you later masturbator

A variation of see you later alligator

Beef: "See you later masturbator"
Jack: "In a while, pedophile"

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See you later, alligator

A silly way of saying “goodbye,” when you or someone else is leaving. It commands a response... “After while, crocodile.”

Originating in the 1950s, the correct response to “See you later, alligator!” is “After while, crocodile!” It is NOT “In a while, crocodile,” or even “After a while, crocodile.” As with most phrases and expressions, accuracy often gets lost through the years, like a giant game of telephone, so nowadays you will hear it said all three ways, but there is an original, correct way. “AFTER WHILE, crocodile!” :)

*Listen to the song, “See You Later, Alligator,” by Bill Haley and the Comets, for reference.

Bob: “See you later, alligator!”
Jane: “After while, crocodile!”

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See you next Tuesday

A verbal play on the C word. That is right the profane C.U.N.T.

Bitch: “your hair looks like crap! Why do you bother getting up each morning?!”

Nice girl: “yeah, have a nice day! see you next Tuesday!

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See You Later, Innovator

A part in the song Brianstorm which you don't want shouted in your ear, waking you up at 1am when you've fallen asleep to your Arctic Monkeys playlist.

Alex Turner: And we can't take our eyes off the T-Shirt and tie combination. So, See You Later, Innovator

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See you next tuesday?

A seemingly innocent question, yet also a loosely veiled insult, posed to fellow participants after regularly recurring weekly activites.

Great hockey again tonight Paz, see you next tuesday?

See you later sandwiches

The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.

They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.

Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.

"After you've collected your things you can head upstairs for some See you later sandwiches"

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See You Next Tuesday

As an acronym it translates into C.U.N.T. or cunt. Great for inside jokes or snide remarks around the uptight.

"I'll call you back, the boss is beckoning. Ya, see you next tuesday! *laugh*"

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