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sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood
guy1: what are you doing tonight?
guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.
guy1: oh....
guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.
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That which is not given when one does not care about something.
Fred did not give a fetid dingo kidney that this page only has one reference to where the phrase came from.
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to deal with something that is unwanted; to unwillingly accept something because it is inevitable.
"hey Nicki Nicki Nicki! Put it in your kidney!"
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Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.
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The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.
"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"
"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."
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The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.
Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!
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An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.