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In call of duty: One who insists on camping in bushes where you are unable to see them. These people are found most commonly on maps like grid or array.
Is that bush-lurker ever going to come out of the spawn? Holy shit.
A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
Usually when people order pizza, after dinner, USUALLY people leave the pizza out, Leftover Lurkers usually come down to have dinner from the leftovers or in my case, usually have a second dinner
Guy 1: That pizza really hit the spot, but Im still hungry.
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit
Someone who collects online forum posts over an extended period to read them quickly all at once.
After finally responding to some of the 5000 MLPF posts that piled up in his forum account while on a six month sabbatical, his online forum friends flamed him for being a power lurker.
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1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.
The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.
Such a cool guy. Smart, witty, funny, and has a passion for languages and history. Always tries to prove who he is to not just himself but to others. Puts others before himself. A beautiful person with an uncommonly special and incredible spirit residing within him that you would be forever thankful to have known.