A F

As Fuck

I'm constipated A F.

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f

Commonly used at the beginning of words to imply that you are extra (whatever the word is).

fatass: dude im so fungry
nice friend: wtf?
fatass: fucking hungry!
nice friend: didnt you just eat a four course meal only minutes ago?
fatass: yea but im still fungry. take me to golden corral!
nice friend: if you keep eating this much youre probably gonna fie.
fatass: wtf?
nice friend: FUCKING DIE jackass

other commonly used f words are, fored, firsty, and fired.

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A&F

Acronym for Abercrombie & Fitch, a line of clothing which turns men into homosexuals.

A Conversation between A&F wearers

"What did you guys do last night?"

"Me and the guys from the crew team went skinnydipping in the lake under the moonlight."

"Me and some of my lacrosse buddies took a shower together at the hunting lodge."

"Yeah? I played touch football in a wheatfield with my girlfriend and 13 other guys. Then she split and we all gave each other handjobs."

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F

A way of pay respects on the internet. It originates fro the PC version of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare where one of your friends dies and at the funeral the game gives you a button prompt “press F to pay respects.”

“Hey did you hear that Stan Lee just died, everyone press f to pay respects

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F

What to say when someone you respect dies, or just when something bad happens to someone

Friend: Yo my fish just drowned
Friend 2: F

F

It is paying condolences for a tragic or lesser tragic event

Started by meth addict ninja “Tyler blevins” “f” is commonly used online when someone is rejected by his girl

Mom: honey your little sister was raped and murdered today

Me: f

Ex 2

“I asked out my crush today bro”
“How’d it go”

“ she stabbed a pencil in her left eye and jumped out the seven story window screaming god anyone but me”
“F”

F

F to pay respects

person 1: *dies*
Person 2: F
person3: F
Person4: F

(u get it)