won't flush

phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.

Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.

or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.

or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.

or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.

or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.

flushed quadrant

Flushed quadrant is a type of romantic quadrant used by trolls in the webcomic homestuck. The flushed quadrants are built on positive emotion, and include the quadrant matespriteship, which we humans call love. It also includes moiraillegience, which is the term for an incredibly strong platonic relationship for the purpose of keeping each other mentally stable.

I'm looking for a relationship in one of the flushed quadrants with her.

no flush november

Throughout the month of November, one must not flush the toilet after defecating.

One is encouraged to go leave their house when he or she needs to use the toilet. Taking pictures and sending evidence to your friends is also highly encouraged.

No flush November example: Going to your friends house at any time in November and taking a huge crap, not flushing it and leaving it for them to find later on .

morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.

I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.

neil flush

The Neil Flush is a Poker/Texas Hold’em hand that is comprised of 5 cards that are all the same color. Most commonly this hand is 4 of one suit and 1 of the other suit that is matching in color. Consuming large quantities of alcohol leads to excessive betting on this worthless hand.

After drinking 7 or 8 beers Bryce lost $15 betting on the Neil Flush.

Courtesy Flush

A flush done in the middle of doing your business to either A) reduce the smell or B) reduce the chances or clogging the toilet.

Bob: What took you so long?
Phil: My shit was so massive that I had to do a courtesy flush like every thirty seconds.

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cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.

This is cake flushing with Nick Frost.

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