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what your dog is checking when it sniff's for other dog's recent urination; then returns the pee-mail
"honey, im waiting for ripley to check her Pee-mail; we'll catch up"
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(n.) Alternate e-mail address established specifically to chat, hook up online or cruise porn sites. Used particularly in gay circles to trick for casual sex online.
Not the e-mail address you would give your parents to contact you. Usually somewhat descriptive, depending on how skanky/quick/successful you want to be, unless you're looking for a LTR.
Examples might be 'thick8top42nite@~~~'; safemsclbtm4anyandall@~~~'; or 63yoxianskssoulmate@~~~'
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A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.
Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.
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When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuck of muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.
That fucktard Steve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.
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a type of text to trick people, you must be really gulible to believe it.
ex:
Joe- if you send this to 666 people in the next 69 minutes youll have the best day of your life, if you dont you will burn and disenegrate. my friend didnt do it and hasnt been seen in years.
Bob- fuck igotta do this chain mail i dont wanna be burnt
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The act of using previously attained or recently attained information, to make the victim do what you want or else you reveal this information that would affect them.
Lady : " I saw you having sex with Sheryl."
Guy : "What?! You did?!"
Lady : "Yep, So unless you have sex with me too, I'll tell."
- Lady is Fugly"
Guy : " You can't Black Mail me!"
Lady : "Orly? I have you on tape."
Guy : "Damn it, Fine."
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An e-mail written for the express purpose of asking for help in any way.
I'm in charge of this year's International Festival - guess it's time to send out a {plea-mail} and try to get some volunteers.
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