A moment of clarity during drunken fun.
Chad was hammered riding that skateboard until it flew out from under him. He hyper jumped for a split second in order to save himself from a serious injury.
A state of hyper reactive where you are so charge you could be run a nuclear power plant
She was hyper-reactive last night
After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.
Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"
Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.
My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!
"I was told to settle for the status quo as it is hyper-real and better than the real thing."
"Sorry to hear that."
A political tactic in which a person or group of people will state an idea or belief. After which, they will identify the people who are opposed to the idea or belief. Once this is done, they will begin to over-whelm the opposition with petty insults, pre-concieved talking points, and exaggerated (and even false) "facts". This over-whelming amount of insults and "facts" will make it so the opposition will not have the opportunity to reply. This is a common tactic used amongst both the Liberal party and media.
Liberal: I believe we should require everyone to pay 50% of their yearly income to the government like England and many other European nations, it would help alleviate a lot of problems.
Person: I think we should allow people to do what they want with their money, we live in a Capitalist and free society after all.
Liberal: What!? You don't want to help pay for welfare, medicaid, medicare!? You must hate the poor, and the elderly!
Person: But I-
Liberal: Well since you hate welfare so much you must also hate blacks. That makes you a racist as well. What? You dont want us to live in a nice society? You right-wing nazi! You must want to give all the money to rich people. Why are you so filled with hate? You probably hate Mexicans too since you dont support amnesty! You're so close-minded.
Person: I never said-
Liberal: You're nothing more then a fear-mongering islamophobic racist! Did you know 91% of conservatives hate minorities?
Person: Thats fals-
Liberal: Well they do, I just can't even stand your hateful attitude. You're so homophobic.
Person: Well this is Hyper-Statism at its finest.
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Can be found in Dark Souls or For Honor. Occurs when a player throws an attack or move and their not effected by any external attacks or moves. It becomes unnecessary for them to block, parry, deflect, or counter the enemies or in some cases teammates moves as the players move is uninterruptible at that point. They essentially I-Frame but during an attack. Usually during an opener or in the midst of a combo.
Player: โHow he wasnโt by my attacks, that damn hyper armor.โ
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An evolving breed of thot. Commonly found at your local middle/high school. They can usually be spotted juuling in leggings and Air Force ones listening to Apple Music, and drinking some boba. Do not try to take on a hyper thot alone always make sure to call your wood shop teacher as he as the only one who can properly eviscerate a true hyper thot.
OH NO!
What?
IS THAT A HYPER THOT?
OH NO PLEASE NO
QUICK CALL MR. WILSON
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