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IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

by guy that sat the IGCSE mocks April 15, 2009

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mock ass nigga

A person who isn't worth their value. Doesn't amount to anything.

son I just saw this mock ass nigga at the club wasn't worth shit

by Zee97 October 2, 2015


mocking your member

to jack off. your "mocking your member" because your tugging on your own weiner, as to say "haha you can't get any!"

I called you three times! Why didn't you answer? Were you mocking your member again?

by ifuckdumbbitches November 7, 2007

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To Kill a Mocking Bird

Simply put, one of the greatest books ever written, featuring one of the most inspirational characters ever to be thought up by a human brain: Atticus Finch.

Many people have took up the law career because of this book.

Disagreeing with fuzzums and explaining the name of the book.

Harper Lee chose the name "To Kill a Mockingbird" for several reasons, as hinted in the story, Atticus telling Jem he can shoot all the blue jays he wants but never to kill a mocking bird "because they sing their hearts out for us"

Likewise, the death of Tom Robinson much resembled killing a mockingbird, he did nothing wrong, and only helped people.

To Kill a Mocking Bird is one of the greatest stories ever written.

I wish Atticus Finch was my dad.

by c0m May 27, 2010

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To Kill a Mocking Bird

Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.

I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!

Fuck you!

by akejlkjlgkjla November 16, 2006

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To Kill a Mocking Bird

The bestest book ever!!!

My friend: I wouldn't expect a 13 year old girl to read those type of books to be honest

by ~LilGirl~ April 4, 2005

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Tufts Mock Trial

The most successful team at Tufts University. The coolest group of kids at Tufts University. Represent Tufts University better than every other member of the Tufts Community.

I wish I was smart enough or cool enough to be on the Tufts Mock Trial team... alas, I'm not, I guess I'll go do mock at harvard or something...

by TU '06 March 1, 2009

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