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Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star

Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun

by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 16, 2021


Jupiter

Where girls go to get stupider

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022


Jupiter

Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous

Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?

by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021


Jupiter

Greek god of porn and rapist of little kids. they espicially like their cousins.

Everybody run! Its a Jupiter!

by thecharzarder123 April 16, 2024


Jupiter

jupiter is a bad bitch. nonbinary? perhaps the end

jupiter is so swagggy and swanky

by Everynameistaken!!!! January 24, 2021


jupiter

they love ed sheeran and k-pop !!
also likes music and has tons of good recommendations

“wow jupiter . really loves ed sheeran 🤤🤤🤤”
“as much as they love me ❓😾”
“more 🤗🤤‼️‼️”

jupiter i can’t believe how long this took to fix the “” marks now i have a cramp

by forgotten skeleton July 18, 2021


Jupiter

(name)

Jupiter is the best friend you will ever know. She will have gone through a large amount of trauma. She probably had a different name before Jupiter and changed it because her name had a lot to live up to. She tried to fit in when she was younger but could not so she forged her own path. Never really having that many friends but the ones she does have She protects them with a passion and with a fire. She has verying aesthetics (Dark acadamia, Cottagecore,Grunge ,Magical/Spiritual). Probably is a practicing witch. Loves Harry potter(most likely in Slytherin) (loves Percy Jackson ,Probably a Hades kid. Stuggles with her identity alot and probaly has parent that love her but do not complety accept her. (usually pan). Very Sensitive only lets her friends see it though

Jupiter slapped some dude who kicked a dog.

by JupiterAndromeda November 17, 2020