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The Heavily Intellectualized Version Of The Iconic "Bitch Lasagna."
Bob: Bitch Lasagna
Me, An Intellectual: Prostitute Pasta.
when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.
(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”
When a girl has a smelly hairy vagina.
I was going down on a girl and it was like eating fish pasta
The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.
Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!
A pasta patriot is someone who devotes their life to pasta.
Jon : Hey man, you sell pasta?
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.
The nickname given to that one white kid that told his black friends that he's Italian
"Lil Pasta is eating at our lunch table today"
"Oh man I love Lil Pasta"
When you are too much of an uncultured swine to have the decency to make real tomato sauce for your pasta, you use ketchup instead. If this is you, find the morality to buy some jarred nasty Prego pasta sauce or whatever and toss it on your (probably not al dente) pasta.
Brenda, the spaghetti is almost ready, can you grab the ketchup? Mmm I love me some ketchup pasta!