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When a girl wants to 69 but the pussy smells like a fish market and looks like the Amazon. You aren't eating that shit... So you fake chow her, while she sucks on your dick.
Man, Alice wasn't on her best game last night. Had to 68 1/2 that bitch.
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A euphemism for masturbation
Mikearoo: Heya Jimmy C. what were ya doin' last night?
Jimmy C.: You know me, Mike the 1-2 Switcheroo
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy
Two men the man giving "The 1 2 Salute" would stand behind the recipient *Mostly another male* giving the saluting motion with two fingers then proceeding to swiftly insert the index and middle finger the rectum then capping it of by yelling "Sir Yes Sir"
Jamie gave Steven the 1 2 Salute. it was smelly.
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when something is beyond gay..
that's not just gay, thats beyond gay..
that's gay and 1/2!
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-noun
1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
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The greatest Football route in The World this is how you do it. Run to the side in a circle then run to the other side and do a circle then go to the
Middle and run straight and yell penis
Micheal has 1 bal 2 Balz and a penisssssss